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Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.
I heard that your mom likes to give every guy that shes with an anal vacuum.
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A testicular satchel that protrudes from one's anal cavity.
Did you guys hear about Ross's anal scrotum? I'm so fucking jealous of it!
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Originally a concept in Freudian psychoanalysis which has later spread into popular use, probably because of its rude connotations.
An anal-fixated person is someone who is excessively tidy and obsessed with neatness, appearance and order. Such people are bureaucratic-minded, petty-minded jobsworths who make other people's lives a misery by creating unnecessary hurdles, and/or who lead a sad life due to their incapacity to set aside their obsession with regularity. It is often used as an insult in cases where people are overly strict or rigid about something.
The origin is that Freud, in his early work, said that young children go through three stages, oral, anal and phallic, before the age of 5, and that successfully traversing each stage is crucial to later psychological wellbeing. (The phallic stage produces the Oedipus Complex or in girls, the Electra Complex and penis envy). If someone fails to traverse a stage, usually because of excessively rigid parenting (though also sometimes through the opposite), they become "fixated" and have unresolved libidinal (i.e. psycho-sexual) issues which overshadow their later lives.
The anal stage occurs around the time a young child is potty-trained, and can include experiencing pleasure from either retaining or releasing shit. The characteristics usually called 'anal-fixated' are those of the anal-retentive, who gained disproportionate enjoyment from holding shit in, possibly because of too-rigid potty training. (An anal-fixated person can also strictly speaking be anal-expulsive, which leads to characteristics such as messiness etc., but this has not passed over into popular use). It expresses itself in later life in neuroses centred on rigidity and regularity.
In popular usage, usually abbreviated to "anal".
My teacher is so damn anal-fixated! She says she'll fail me if I include so much as one word over the word-limit.
I'm only late because some anal-fixated shop assistant decided my credit card signature needed going over with a fine tooth-comb.
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1. A bride composed exclusively of anuses.
2. A bride who is anally experienced.
3. Someone who is tricked into marrying another person solely for the purpose of excessive anal plundering
4. Rory
bob: "YO! I COPPED ME AN ANAL BRIDE LAST NIGHT!"
yagar: word? whats it's name?
bob: RORY!
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A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.
Can also be described as a rectal repairman.
"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."
"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"
"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."
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When you have anal sex immediately before other forms of sex.
Dick and Peter did some reverse anal last night, and now they are sick in the hospital.
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That one bead, that breaks off from your set of anal beads, and stuck in your badunkadunk.
I shit out my anal bead from that thing I did with Aunt jemima. i gave her a sparkling mermaid
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