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It’s when you shove an apple up your ass and draw a smile face on the apple while screaming can’t have sex without a butt hole
When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.
Going to bars or other public places with the intent to talk to, flirt or pick up "women" with an adam's apple.
"Did you see that dude with John last night?" - alex
"Ya, they went apple picking last night" - tom
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A Hudson Valley (NY) rube descended from the original Dutch settlers.
Red Skeleton's character, Clem Kaddlehopper was an apple-knocker.
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Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.
Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.
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n. Generously Proportioned Knickers
As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!
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A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. It is characterized by lots of brown hills and few brown people. It was founded by a racist bastard. There are no apples here. There's not even a damn movie theater. You have to go to Victorville or "down the hill" to Ontario or Rancho Cucamonga to do anything fun.
But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."
*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
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The godliest 2 fruits, quite healthy.
Person 1:What about apples and oranges? They’re healthy...
Person 2:Indeed. The apple and orange goddess sent them down from heaven. proud.
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