Cum bat boots, euphemism for condoms.
Dick and Jane use cum bat boots for birth control.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH
Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off
Being crazy to the point where you need help
"Dude did you see Assir?"
"Yeah! That dude's fucking bat shit crazy!"
The fourth position in line for a train.
"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."
Any form of weapon that is used to set people straight. Though commonly referred to as just a 'bat' it can be any manner of blunt object.
"That jackass just stole my shit, go get my Bitch-Be-Good Bat out of the car, man."
When you go down on a chick when she has her rags, and you get that cunt blood on ya cheeks from rubbing against her thy's in a bat wing shape.
whats that shit on my chee.. shit bitch, "smack" fukin slut, hoe.. what?, do u think im bat man? fuk u slut. dont call me that, you fukin did know "smack" "smack",, now you have to drink my ass, or ill cunt kick you.
having sex with a women after she just had sex with another man
a yo i fucked her but i was batting on a sticky wicket