Status Attack

A status attack is when another person posts on your Facebook status, and procedes to attack you on your own status.

Jonny: Yo have you talked to Simona, Eric's girlfriend, lately?

Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.

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Brap attack

an insult.

blad she is such a brap attack!

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hot attack

When someone gets sooo sexually excited by a commercial, video, movie, ad, etc... that they have an involuntary explosion of yelling about how hot it is, etc...

Anthony has a "hot attack" everytime the "Green Lantern" trailer comes on TV.

My husband has a "hot attack" everytime he sees Sofia Vergara.

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Attack on Titan

The only show where plot armor doesn't exist

Have you seen the latest episode of Attack on Titan yet?

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whack and attack

To hit the lips of a closed vagina with your cock, then insert and essentially attack the vagina.

Man, i sure did whack and attack last night and my cock is sore!!!

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Shark Attack

Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.

Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.

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Shark Attack

An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...

1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair

2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.

See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that

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