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The day the baddest bitch and a material gurll was born. Your really lucky, pretty, and u will get all the boys u want in the future if u are born on this date.
OMG she was born on 21 august. The beauty dayyyy. God I'm jealous of her!
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August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!
*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!
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Dkhya’s birthday! Best Virgo ever you should try her blrdddd😮 💨 …
august 31 is daddy dkhya birthday
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You can slap anyone's ass
Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: Why'd you do that
Boy: because it's August 16th
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August 13th is the day the absolute angel of a human Na Jaemin was born! Seriously Jaemin from Nct is such a gorgeous person it's hard to believe he exists- he's sweet, adorable, caring, has gorgeous eyes and an even more gorgeous smile, what is not to love about this man <3 He always showers everyone around him with love and is the most precious bean ever <3 if you don't stan him you're missing out on a stunning person and also the absolute talent he holds like his voice? His photography? His cooking? Seriously how does he exist and might I add his visuals- he is so breathtakingly beautiful <3 if you need a serotonin boost everyday looking at Jaemin is exactly what you need <3
Person: omg today is August 13th you know what that means?
Czennie: ofc I do, it's Jaemins birthday!
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The 15th of August is national give your boyfriend head and whatever he want.
“hey bubs, i’m gonna give you head because it’s the 15th of August
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when u light a girls hair on fire and jizz on it.
me and ur sister did a dirty august 2 hours ago
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