when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out
He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!
Fucking sexiest mother fucker there is has a huge dick and fucks hard but is gentle loving and shy untill you get to know him;)
Your dating Austin Friesen?????!!! his dicks huge lucky slut
A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!
Damn, who is that stud fisherman over there? He must be austin pierce.
The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
Austin Stubbings sucks at fortnite. Dont let him near Owen Griegs brother hell definetly touch him up and down
Damn did you see Austin Stubbings walking with that kid?
Yes that was owens brother theyre gonna get it on
1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.
"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."
"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"