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Boyfriend Theory of Relativity

Boyfriend Theory of Relativity is a PUA term where the PUA once confronted with his Targets admission that she has a Boyfriend must determine through questioning in a friendly and non devaluing way to the Boyfriend the relativity of the Boyfriend in the targets relationship.

The idea is to determine if a healthy Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship exists. The idea is to ask open ended questions allowing the target to give information concerning the relationship. The PUA can then determine if the relationship is in poor condition and that he can convey higher value thus attracting the interest of the target, or if the relationship is healthy and unassailable he should then move on to a new target.

It is natural for a woman to be reluctant to move out of one relationship unless there is hope of another relationship close at hand, and so this theory is designed to determine the health of a Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship and work to displace the Boyfriend if the relationship is unhealthy.

Jennifer is hoot but said she has a boyfriend....I am going to use the Boyfriend Theory of Relativity on her to see if she is ready to move on out of that relationship.

by Mayhem Burns December 29, 2011

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Lockdown Boyfriend/girlfriend

Forming a relationship over social media during a worldwide pandemic. This relationship is temporary for the duration of social distancing restrictions. LDB/Gโ€™s can pick up and drop off essentials during social isolation for their lockdown partner.

My lockdown boyfriend/girlfriend dropped me some cheesecake and milk around today

by Kath Baseley March 29, 2020

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local anime boyfriend

Local Anime Boyfriend is a A Mixed African American Male, Named Devin. Pronounced Either Devin or Devon, He Radiates Big Dick Energy All The Time.

"Wow, its our Local Anime Boyfriend!"

by Jordan Shinobi September 1, 2018

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Faggot bitch boyfriend

When your boyfriend holds onto something you said years ago and still brings it up .

Matt you Faggot bitch boyfriend! Let that shit go already!!

by Kaess October 1, 2018

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Girlfriend/Boyfriend Stuff

Things you would ask a Boyfriend/Girlfriend to do that nobody else would do (doing laundry,bringing food to your job,something involving your parents, etc). This could also be used to see if a guy/girl is commited enough towards you to be considered a girlfriend/boyfriend

guy 1:I asked my sister to bring me some mcdonalds on my break and she said no
guy 2:No shit stupid thats girlfriend/boyfriend stuff

by Ru! March 6, 2010

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The greatest boyfriend ever

Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).

This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.

Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!

Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.

A month later.

Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*

Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...

by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010

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controlling ex-boyfriend

a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life

BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."

by thisisu October 16, 2005

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