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A guy sits underneath a chicks asshole as she is about to let out a slimy shit like a soft serve dispenser. You pull her arm down as she shits like its dispensing ice cream into your mouth. She then gets a spoon and eats it out of your mouth.
Hey honey want desert?
Yeah I'm thinking Chocolate Soft Serve.
Sweet me too.
When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
When your homie is being a dick burglar and your at work just chillin.
Friend: Calls you at work and tries order a pizza and you work at an auto parts store.
Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.
A person who acts soft in certain situations.
Sarah Acts like a thug, but when it come to the test she soft like bagjuice.
When you fart and a lil bit o poo comes out.
Dude, that sounded like a soft tip fart!
a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"
feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.
it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!
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