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To be famous amongst others due to your glorious beard
My friends want to meet you and your beard. You are a beard-lebrity.
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When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.
Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.
Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!
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A beard-like collection of hair, forming around the fan output vent of a personal computer.
John was a mucky bastard. When he took his PC to be repaired the technician had to remove the vent beard to open the case.
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A date a homosexual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their homosexuality.
May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.
"Hey dude, who's that chick your brother's with? I thought he was gay?"
"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."
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A cock that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.
Jack: Did you hear about Max?
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
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When a persons double chin is so huge, it covers their face and looks like a beard.
“Wow, look at the fat beard on that guy over there!”
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