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Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.
Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!
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A woman's vagina. Woman unworthy of respect.
Damn, I have been trying to break into that beef sleeve all week.
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The act of a male/female penetrating their anus with preferably a glass dildo for around 3 hours an 50 minutes you may want to for for a little longer to get the full effect. After the time is up there there should be a crusty paste like substance formed around the crown of the anus thus looking like taco meat.
Guy1:yo I slipped som dildo beef in my wife's coffee this morning.
Guy2:NOICE!!
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(n)- A large dick.
monster horse cock
James: Dude, I got to eat pussy, ya' know?
Andy: No, man, I don't know. Why?
James: Well I'm not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.
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The act squatting over some ones face and pressing your genitals on and around their eyes. Known to cure head aches.
'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'
'I love me some beef squatting'
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A woman's vagina lips that hang down low enough to keep her legs warm.
Thank god for my beef trauser, it's gonna be a cold winter.
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