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The most common excuse a guy (or girl) uses to go to hooters, or some other restaurant or sports bar with skanky waitresses.
Mark(13 years old) : MOOOOOM!!!! Can we go to Hooters????
Mom : WHAT!?? Why do you want to go there???!!
Mark : Uhhh.... 'cause they have the best wings ever!
Dad : Uhh.. yup. They sure do! LET'S GO!!
anex best friend is someone that used to your best friend. and that person used to be your ride or die, a person to talk to.
then they did something to hurt you, and that's how they became an ex best friend.
you wish you still had them through your hard time like they had you through there hard times
person 1 :what happen?
me: they hurt me
person 2: im sorry
me: its fine shes just an ex best friend
Tina… My mom. She is the best no arguments here! She is an amazing mother of 5 and has 4 grandkids she loves to the moon and back she is smart and kind and loving and I couldn’t be luckier to have her she is funny and she lights up a room with just her smile she’d do anything for anyone she is the kindest most amazing person in the world but as soon as you mess with one of her babies she’ll go all mama bear on you and she tear your head off if you mess with her mini collection or her precious moments trust me I’ve seen it first hand lol I couldn’t imagine my life without her and I can’t wait to give her everything she deserves she is the best thing in my life and I hope she has the best Mother’s Day ever I love you so much! Sincerely your favorite -Kayleigh
Best mom ever
When someone tells you you're their best friend but you are painfully aware you're their ONLY friend.
Chum: "you're my best friend"
Lee: "yeah! Best friend...by default!!"
When Pendulum, A type of deck in the TCG Card game Yu-Gi-Oh! is getting famous by it's meme of being "The best deck ever" by content creator Trif Gaming.
Person A: Hey dude, I wanna start playing Yu-Gi-Oh! what deck should I start making for starting?
Person B: mhh I don't know, what about pend-
Person C: Pendulum best deck LET'S GOOO!!!!
An expression meaning that whatever you say is based off of whatever information you know. Can sometimes be used to say you're just assuming something.
She is, to the best of my knowledge, female.
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1. Eminem
2. Marshall Mathers
3. Slim Shady
4. Rabbit
5. that white guy from D12
lines from the rappers on the"best rappers list"
"And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!" from "The Real Slim Shady"
-"Success is my only mothafuckin' option, failure's not" from "Lose Yourself"
-"Yeah the rap is tight, But I'm about to spit the greatest verse of all time, So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um, Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit, And start over from scratch and write new ones, But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference, When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight" from "No Love"
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