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An extreamly large winged mamal which generaly resembles a whale but with enourmus eagle like wings.
Hey hun, look at them thar whale-bird flying above the trailer park.
baby-bird:
Verb. The act of a cum hungry slut opening her mouth like a baby-bird and waiting for her partner to shoot a huge load of his spunk into her mouth. The position of her mouth is similar to a baby-bird waiting for it's parent to dump regurgitated food into it's mouth.
He loves to finish off by having her baby-bird his cock while he jacks off.
Look at that baby-bird...what a cum slut just waiting for him to unload in her mouth.
Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.
(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!
The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.
"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."
The name for an origami bird with a paper 'tail' that protrudes in the wrong direction making it more akin to a huge penis.
Perhaps an attempt at a joke by the sex deprived creators of the origami instructions.
penis birdorigamisex deprivedinnuendo
Intensely looking for some chicks; preferably in a convertible.
"Hey Tom, let's hop in the convertible and go bird-doggin' down by the beach.
How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.
Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.