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When someone needs more than 1 birthday a year, they celebrate their birthday weekly to share the wonders of aging up so quickly.
Sam: Guys It's my weekly birthday this Tuesday, what are you guys getting me
Mat: Fuck Off
Every Year after you turn 21 you are required to send a nude picture to all your friends and later all your socials to please the birthday gods.
Thanks for the birthday suit pics... HAPPY BIRTHDAY btw!
It his always his birthday. If you have a friend named Junsei, you are legally allowed to sing happy birthday as much as you want in November 7&8
Hey Junsei it is November 7.
Junsei: Aw crap
Me: that’s right it is Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday
Birthday digs are punches given to people on their birthdays. Example if it’s your 12th birthday that’s 12 punches and 1 for good luck. If you don’t like the person you can give them one for bad luck too. You can give your birthday digs another day if you’re not able to give someone their punches on their actual birthday. You have 3 days to give them there punches or it’s classed as abuse.
Being defined- Birthday Digs is an act which allows you to beat up your friend on their birthday without them being able to do anything. Yo it’s jacobs 17th birthday let’s go give him 17 punches” “Nah bro 19 one for good luck n one for bad”
“Yo baby cousin just turned 3 let’s go beat him up”
When a friend or significant other of yours is out of town during the actual time period of your birthday, but they take you out for something and pay for everything to make up for it
H: Hey babe, I know I was in Spain all summer and your birthday was in June, but can we do something birthday style?
J: Sure. Take me out for coffee.
H: Great! I'll pay for everything because that's how we would have done it if we had gotten to do it on your actual birthday!
An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.
"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.
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