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When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)
Damn babe that blumpkin felt great but where is my turd? I'm scared this is a Spooky Blumpkin
Its exactly the same as a regular blumpkin except just as your about to finish someone scares the shit out of you.
If you are enjoy feeling scared, relieved and good all at the same time give a spooky blumpkin a try.
The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.
I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.
Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!
A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin
Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile
A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.