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(n.) - A behavior of the mainstream media during an election campaign, characterized by a period of widespread silence concerning a news story that is severely embarrassing to a liberal candidate. The silence ends when it no longer shields the candidate from damage.
The Swift Boat Hush is named for the 'Swift Boat Veterans for Truth'. This anti-Kerry group began a major advertising campaign during the 2004 US presidential campaign on August 4, 2004. Most major newspapers (and the Kerry campaign organization) refused to discuss these charges until about 2 1/2 weeks later, when it became apparent to them that the charges were seriously harming Kerry in the polls.
Another example is the coverage of the 2006 special election in California's 50th congressional district, when 5 days before the election the Democratic candidate was recorded telling a group of illegal aliens that "You don't need papers for voting." Many major newspapers did not print this quote until after the election.
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This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat" upon) Person B lays under a glass top coffee table while looking up. Person A takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. Thus simulating being "pooped on" without all the mess. (I belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .
"After we scored few lines of coke off my glass topped coffee table, I climbed under it and had my "lover" straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. Her ass opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy turd over my face. I licked the glass as if I were a fish under a "glass bottomed boat"
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When you blow a huge chunky load into a gaping queef pot and then spoon feed it to the owner of said queef pot
That bitch is a freak. She loves the Texas Gravy Boat
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When someone smokes marijuana and blows the smoke into the Vaginal Cavity and the female queefs it out Preferably in a “toot toot” fashion.
My girl got so high last night she let me do the Clam Boat Special!
When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.
Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.
Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.
Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.
Same as the little man in the boat.
The woman's Clit.
Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!
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