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A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)
Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!
a long date that starts with dinner,lasts through the night, and ends with breakfast
Hey, I don't do coffee, but I do a dinner and breakfast date... (wink).
-Bacon
-Waffles
-Eggs
-Hand Jobs
-Pancakes
-Orange Juice
-Muffin
I'm sorry for burning down your house man. Come over to mine tomorrow morning and I'll make you a forgiveness breakfast.
When you crack an egg in a female’s asshole, then obliterate her anally and insemenate her. Then, extract the semenated yolk from your penis and her ass with a turkey baster, put it on a frying pan, and mix it with your omelette or breakfast burrito that morning.
“I’m gonna give Cherry a huge liberian breakfast tonight”
The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.
My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah
A morning meal consisting of simply bologna and beans. This comes from the movie "Tremors" in which Kevin Bacon assures Fred Ward that the previous morning they ate bologna and beans rather than eggs.
-"Wow you're a little smelly this morning. Say, what'd you have for breakfast?"
-"I actually had a tremors breakfast. You know, bologna and beans, like from that movie 'Tremors.'"
-"Gotcha."
Coca-cola drunk in the morning.
Daddy always said no coke in the morning 'cause that's a whore's breakfast.