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bro card

an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool

Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.

by BROB4HOES January 27, 2013

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bro fight

fighting a buddy with less aggression than real fights. usually planned and recorded on websites. most of the time, headshots are disallowed

Alexie: yo dude i had a bad day, i need to blow some steam

Erik: wanna bro fight?

Alexie: sure my house later on

by oilfan93 May 29, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ortho Bro

-Medical student, Orthopedic surgery or bust

-Has a beard
-STEP 1 score + bench > 500
-Beefy
-wears a cap

-Always in fitness attire
-Only cares about bones
-Bashes other specialties especially Peds
-Always needs to be right

-Always hyped up on pre-workout

-Watches sports/UFC during class

-Is offended if you don't comment on their muscles
-Needs help donning/doffing white coat

When the ortho bros start having a push-up competition in the middle of the wellness lecture.

Why is that ortho bro curling these babies in the peds workshop?

by OrthoComplex2022 September 14, 2019

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bros or bust

A mere phrase that defines something that is almost indescribable in English words. It is beyond brohood or broship. It is a brosphere. An undying, indestructible, omnipotent bond between bros that is incomprehensible to outsiders and lasts beyond biological death.

Tim: It's bros or bust.
Mark: To death and beyond, bro.

by Timbo-Slice November 29, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Debate bro

Someone who frequently engages in debates, particularly online.

They are largely characterised by their ego and machismo.

A debate bro will often pressure others into debating them in a particularly obnoxious manner.

Irrelevant tweet: *innocuous claim*
Debate Bro: DEBATE ME!

by Libraven June 30, 2020

175๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Booze Bro

A bro that you chill with for the sole reason that he consistently and reliably has alcohol with him.

"You know that George kid from down the hall? He's so damned annoying man-what were you doing hanging with him last night?"

"You're right, he's annoying as hell-but he's a great booze bro, so I put up with him"

by Jewbacca501 October 10, 2011


Bro deserves it

Bro deserves, it has two meanings. the first meaning is literally what is says "Bro deserves it" so it means that someone deserves it. the other meaning is the complete opposite, so if there is something that is very annoying or pathetic for someone.

example 1: There was someone bullying my friend, so I gave him a taste of his own medicine, Bro deserves it.
example 2: I accidently cracked my phone screen this morning, Bro deserves it

by Jargang soldier November 24, 2022