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an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
fighting a buddy with less aggression than real fights. usually planned and recorded on websites. most of the time, headshots are disallowed
Alexie: yo dude i had a bad day, i need to blow some steam
Erik: wanna bro fight?
Alexie: sure my house later on
-Medical student, Orthopedic surgery or bust
-Has a beard
-STEP 1 score + bench > 500
-Beefy
-wears a cap
-Always in fitness attire
-Only cares about bones
-Bashes other specialties especially Peds
-Always needs to be right
-Always hyped up on pre-workout
-Watches sports/UFC during class
-Is offended if you don't comment on their muscles
-Needs help donning/doffing white coat
When the ortho bros start having a push-up competition in the middle of the wellness lecture.
Why is that ortho bro curling these babies in the peds workshop?
A mere phrase that defines something that is almost indescribable in English words. It is beyond brohood or broship. It is a brosphere. An undying, indestructible, omnipotent bond between bros that is incomprehensible to outsiders and lasts beyond biological death.
Tim: It's bros or bust.
Mark: To death and beyond, bro.
Someone who frequently engages in debates, particularly online.
They are largely characterised by their ego and machismo.
A debate bro will often pressure others into debating them in a particularly obnoxious manner.
Irrelevant tweet: *innocuous claim*
Debate Bro: DEBATE ME!
When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
A soap opera that a guy can justify watching. Something that is based on something that men can relate to, without realizing they are watching a soap opera
Sons of Anarchy is a real bro opera, that me and all the guys talk about at work