Rural Dictionary

Jonas Brothers

1. Marginally talented pop boy-band manufactured by large corporation (noun). 2.Keen use of Myspace and Youtube sites to enlist legions of underage fans who seek bland, safe music and parentally-approved young men (verb).
3.Variety of overly processed,non-threatening disposable pop songs and consumer junk that contributes little to culture but generates tons of cash for the machinery involved (adjective).

1."Hey, did you hear that Wallmart has molded and trained expired Wonderbread and mayonnaise into a fresh pile of Jonas
Brothers."
2. We were gonna learn to play well, write some innovative songs and develop our own ideals but we figured we could just Jonas Brothers our way through.
3.Nobody will want this stuff in five years but right now its totally Jonas Brothers.

by katsup July 11, 2008

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gay brother

A male friend who you would never in a million years consider dating, fantasize sexually about of ever contemplate physical interaction with; however, to the public, you are in a constant state of flirt with him.

Boyfriend: "Why were you sitting on his lap and holding his hand and whispering in his ear all night?"
Girlfriend: "Relax, babe. He's like my gay brother."

by FrustratedChick August 17, 2011

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splash brother

Usually, a hot, three point shooting specialist that lifts up the middle, ring, and pinkie finger. Be careful, don't do that in Brazil!

Man he is my splash brother, he can SHOOT THE ROCK!!

by BruhmiteBruhmiteBruhmite March 12, 2015

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Jonas Brothers

In my opinion, they're okay. I don't think they suck, but on the other hand I don't think they're the greatest band ever & I have no desire to bang Joe.
Their music is fun to listen to, but it's not genius or anything.
And as for their Target commercial, anyone who claimed they did Hello, Goodbye better than The Beatles is a moron.

"The Jonas Brothers suck!"
"No, they're awesome!"
"They're alright"

by Joe!!!!!! August 20, 2008

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