When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.
Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?
Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.
Another word for a penis
I want to put my ding-whopper in your scrunchbucket.
You're such a ding-whopper.
To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.
Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
This word is used for when an asian is at your door
"Oh shit we have a CHING ALING DING"
- "herro im asian"
The phrase that you say when you think something is absolutely cap.
John: I beat sonic wave!
Andrew: What is this cap bingus ding
The racist act of calling out a person of Asian decent online, usually for hacking or ping.
Stop hacking you Saggy Saggy Ding Fro.
A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.
"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."
"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"