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When you put it in a girl's butt until she poops in the shape of a cinnamon roll then you put some icing on that shit with your load
I gave that bitch the California Cinnamon Roll and made her eat it.
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1. When you smoke weed everyday.
2. The fact that everyone smokes weed in California.
-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."
-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves. Everyone was too high to realize."
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where the vast majority of homeowners' net worth is tied to their home value. when compared to others in California, their net worth is "average," but compared to homeowners in other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."
another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with the value of their home. in other words, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.
Hey, I can't afford a new car. I'm california-rich.
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A sexual act involving 6 guys and 1 participant (male, female or any kind of animal). The first guy pisses on the participants face while the second guy flops his penis on the face to wipe all of the pee off. The next guy then blows a hot steamy load on the participants face (this acts as the coat of wax) while the fourth guy flops his floppy wiener on the face to get all of the hot cum off of it. Finally, the fifth guy spits on the participants face (nothing beats a good spit shine!) and the last guy will fart in the face for a real nice air dry effect. The person (or animal) going through the car wash can either crawl, or be pulled through on a skateboard (usually depending on whatever tradition dictates in your region.)
Hey Pete, tell John we should give that girl a California Car Wash later. Do you think we can round up another 3 guys?
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A complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site.
the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.
The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!
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This is when a driver does not come to a complete stop at a stop sign, generally they slow down to about 5mph, then roll on through. Practiced in many states but got its name in California.
That little Honda driver did a california rolling stop, I almost hit him with my big Land Rover.
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A song by the dead kennedys that lampoons the left wing fascism of former California governor Jerry Brown, now mayor of Oakland.
Evolved into a general term of distain for California liberalism that claims to be based in tolerance, but is really just trying to reeducate the populace to their way of thinking.
Likely to come to a temporary end with the election of the governator.
Its the suede and denim secret police, coming to take away your uncool niece...
California Uber Alles!
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