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When someone sneaks up and puts candy on your shoulder for a childish laugh.
Mother!! Stop doing that shoulder candy sh*t while I drive my train game!!!!
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Generic candy, usually caramel peanut turtles, thin mints, etc. that a young kid sells you under the pretext of raising money for his band but is really being peddled by a gang, using the kid as a shill.
This is never high-quality candy and has usually been sitting in a warehouse for some extended period of time.
Dear Abby, is it okay to re-gift the gang candy I bought the other day?
I got stopped at the top of the Metro the other day and ended up buying two boxes of gang candy. FML.
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Dipping a spliff in DXM containing cough syrup, or just simply being under the effects of weed, nicotine, and DXM simultaneously.
I smoked a candy blunt and was so dissociated I saw myself in third person
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Candy one of the most sweetest girl you will ever meet she’s cute, funny and kind. she has the most purest heart and will always be there for you no matter what. Candy is the kind of girl that will stay loyal to you no matter what, even if you’ve done some messed up things she will always forgive you because she’s the most sweetest and understanding person. Get yourself a candy and if you do don’t lose her you will regret it!
dang Candy is so sweet and pretty!
…Candy’s so understanding i love her!!
Candy is a sweet and lovable person.
Candy (name) is so nice!
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When you felt sudden weakness while sexercising opps sorry Exercising.
Me: I need sugar ASAP.
Candy crush/Hypoglycemia that is.
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someone with whom you sleep and while in sleep cross his/her leg(s) with yours.
Husbands and wives are often leg candy.
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Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.
Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"
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