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an extremely tiny penis ; a disease that only effects your tiny penis
you are now diagnosed with the ancient chinese curse
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In Detroit, the act of getting out of your car at a stop light and having it be stolen before you can reach the rear bumper.
Could I borrow a Benjamin to get my car out of impound? I tried a chinese fire drill last week because I forgot I wasn't in Ann Arbor.
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The most mischevious of all sexual acts: you shit on your foot and kick the broad in the face.
"I wish I could just give her the ol' Chinese fire dragon."
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A Chinese Fuck Puzzle is something totally complicated or in disaray or disorganized. A clusterfuck
I got so frustrated with that Chinese Fuck Puzzle
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Business establishment, usually owned by Asian immigrants, carrying inexpensive imported merchandise.
Products carried include common household products, tools, cheap toys, discontinued junk food brands, low-budget movie DVDs and mass-produced poorly-made samurai swords sold as authentic collectibles.
I didn't know there was such a thing as bootleg Sharpies until I picked some up at the Chinese dollar store.
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1. (n) An explosion.
Jack: Hey did you hear the Chinese National Anthem playing last night?
Hanns: Yeah. It woke me up.
Jack: Yeah, I think a plane crashed.
See also Chinese Fire Drill or Chinese Puzzle.
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when a women squirts her juice on to a man face from a stand position .
jizz on face , Chinese rain goggles
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