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It is a tough demanding sport that was invented in the late 1800 as a way for gay men who, at the time, were opressed, to gather in the wild and share their gay pride with one another. Traditionaly every cross country ski trip would end with a hotel room rental up north and a violent sausage fest before having to go back to their normal lives. The sport has however changed today. now they use wooden boards that they strap to their feet. In motion, the skiier is moving his hands in a handjob-like fashion which is no mistake, it is to honor the gay men that skied before them. the sausage fest however is still practiced among all cross country skiers and it is here to stay.
look at that nerd over there with his oxford shoes, he forsure goes cross country skiing on his free time
his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.
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The Safety Message Aired on BBC TV for years....by A robot.
Stop Look Listen!
always use the Green Cross Code
I know right?! who cares!
WHOAAA! you almost got totally owned by that Mac....Remember little girl. STOP LOOK LISTEN!!
every time you cross the road......always use the GREEN CROSS CODE!!
(Also, don't talk to strangers)
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The fattest man you know who has enormous tits. Worth going gay for.
Kid 1: Dude, check out Randy's tits.
Kid 2: I'd take a dump on those. He is my one and only Fat Cross-Over
Kid 3: Word...
Kid 1: I don't know, he's nice, but my physics teacher... I need to get on those...
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A form of anxiety that makes the individual feel as if they have cross eyes. This makes the person extremely uncomfortable to the extent that they (the individual ) have the ill Illusion that they have Cross eyes. This causes the person to feel very self conscious about ones self. And becomes unable to complete tasks. This makes the individual feel extremely depressed as if delusional to the extent that they feel they have gone mad.
Linda feels that her Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety) will make her suffer in life and she will do nothing with her life.
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When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.
David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck
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When the guy is on top of the hammock facing down, and the chick is underneath facing up giving a blowjob
Mariah gave Greg a Cross-Hammock Blowie the other night.
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The horrible feeling when you leave your loved one before they board a flight at Heathrow. The knowing that your will be getting massive blue balls until they are back.
Why you sad bruce? - hatton cross blues mate .. wana just left from heathrow.
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