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Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015


Jack of Diamonds

A gay or bi male of any race who has an exclusive or overwhelming sexual preference for Asian Men. Usually those who like being sexually dominated through raceplay.

"I've heard you had a thing for Asian dudes"

"Yeah I'm such a Jack of Diamonds, they're so hot"

by youngthirsty11 June 29, 2024

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diamond cookie

a strain of weed that fucks you up, is mood lifting and one of the few strains that don’t make your eyes and mouth dry

yuh bro, got any of that diamond cookie? Shit got me baked...

by issagaurdbih October 14, 2017


Diamond Valley College

A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport

Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there

by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020


diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 31, 2021


Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.

"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."

by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020


Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.

1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.

by Corpania March 5, 2021