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crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017


Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015


Blood Diamond Bride

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!

A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.

by gravy111 November 30, 2010


Ghetto Diamond

A black girls asshole.

Rihanna's ghetto diamond is in the light.

by Dr. Janky August 8, 2014


tyler diamond

Super cool guy when you get to know him. Seems kinda like a loser but isn't. Always makes everyone laugh even if it is at him.

That guy is such a Tyler Diamond. He seems like an annoying piece of shit but he's actually rly funny.

by Jako2019 August 24, 2017


Tyler Diamond

A man who shouldn’t even be called a Barry anymore….. he’s a lost cause boys. A man who likes to talk a lot of shit, but can’t back it up with his tiny muscles, I believe it’s called little big man syndrome.

Tyler diamond aka the simp

by Therrrealone May 23, 2022


California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.

“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”

by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023