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horizontal surface disease

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

by bandcampgirl183 November 2, 2005

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harry potter disease

a disease.

the harry potter disease makes you say mooot and swing badadadad swing badadadadadad

by KURFKNIUGIK7YFUHV December 7, 2020


bitch nigga disease

When one of yo niggas are being straight bitches.

Tyrone is doing bitch shit he’s got bitch nigga disease

by BNDFORME October 12, 2021


Chronic Shift Disease

See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.

gosh, that was tiring.

I Have A Terrible Case Of Chronic Shift Disease.

i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!

by peachy101101 April 19, 2011


benjamin button disease

When you were born older and as you get older you look younger or vise versa

Woah you have that Benjamin button disease

by Xoxo.J June 15, 2015


Banana Bucket Disease

A Banana comes out of every hole you have.

Oh no hes got Banana Bucket Disease!!!

by Aus and Nate August 25, 2018


Narrow Foot Disease

Shoes or feet that are narrower than seems possible. The shoes can be narrow up and down and/or side to side. Only people with narrow foot disease can fit shoes with narrow foot disease.

These shoes are my size and I can't even get my toes in. I hate narrow foot disease.

by Sabbylina May 8, 2010