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A person who is equal parts douchebag and asshole. Usually reserved for the males species but not always.
Matt: I'm watching the game and having a brewskie, come over?
Ryan: Sorry man, I got a roller blading competition in an hour.
Matt: Ice skating after that? When did you become such a fucking douche hole?
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A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.
You are a douch rocket.
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Is a person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
What a stupid Douche Bag, he has no clue what he is talking about
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1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.
Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!
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Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!
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1.Someone who is MORE than just a douche.
2. The massive evil dragon in How To Train Your Dragon, that eats the little dragons when they don't bring him food.
Man- "Make me food woman!"
Woman- "MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD YOU DOUCHE DRAGON!"
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One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.
d00d, she's a total douche-rocket.
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