What your few friends killed without you.
"We killed the ender dragon without you dunderhead"
Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.
Getting rimmed by someone who just ate a Ghost Chili, while they tickle your gonads with a feather.
Dude! My anus is like magma, yet tingly! Oh shiiiiiiit , someone got A Feathered Dragon last night!?
I apologize, I was riding The Orange Dragon and riding it hard.
A dragon made out of paper, you can move its mouth by its back, its popular on tiktok and Twitter. There are some tutorials to make one, some people get famous making it, and some people do with it.
Wanna play my Dragon Puppet?
The remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. When someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.
Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!
When a man ejaculates into a pit of lava and causes an eruption forming a Lava-Dragon.
That man came in the lava and it formed a Lava-Dragon