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Driving like Beth Cooper from the movie, I love You Beth Cooper.
Driving over curbs, driving your car into some ones house and hitting everything you could possibly hit.
Denis Cooverman: to Beth Cooper Thanks. You hit me with your car. That was pretty cool.
that was beth cooper driving!
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(noun) A pen drive/flash drive with an integrated USB interface which contains pornographic files.
Porn drive example:
Friend: ''Hey, Peter, can I put my files in your flash drive, I gotta take them to work..''
Me: ''Oh god no NO NO NO NO NO!''
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Masturbation. From the Boys Suck song of the same name.
Wait, don't open the door, I'm driving in England.
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When you drive by people and threw pennies at them
I was rolling threw the heights and I dropped my window and pulled a Jewish drive by
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The pang of regret sometimes felt in the few seconds/yards between ordering fast-food at the speaker and picking it up in the drive thru lane.
*More often felt for greasy food choices rather than healthy or salad options.
Reversing in the drive thru lane is not recommended.
After ordering my second KFC meal of the week, I felt drive thru remorse as I pulled up to the payment window. I wondered how embarrassing it would be to tell the guy I changed my mind. But then I found the $7 leaping from my wallet, and the fried chicken in my mouth. TOO LATE!
Going to apologise to someone you've just been talking to very shortly after having bid them fairwell, for something you didn't realise you'd done wrong.
From the so-called "Bigotgate" affair (28th April 2010) during the 2010 UK General Elections, when PM Gordon Brown had to apologise to a lady in Rochdale he'd just spoken to, for calling her "bigoted" after he had spoken to her and got in the car to leave, not realising his radio mic was still on.
Why don't you remind me it's your birthday/our anniversary/Valentine's Day BEFORE I go off to work in the morning? My whole life is spent bloody driving back to Rochdale.
When the driver (preferably a female) jacks the passengers dick off by giving him a hand-job while driving.
Guy- "Me and my girl just got home from camping"
Friend- "Who drove?"
Guy- "She did, and she drove stick-shift the entire way."
Friend- "Damn man I love driving stick-shift!"
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