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An awkward conversation consisting of mildly personal questions such as, "What's your favorite food/color/school subject?"
Stop with the Evan conversations, it's getting weird.
Is a hoe who sleeps 14 times with 7 different guys times in 6 months. She is so desperate that she goes for older pedophile 19 year olds. She is a thief that will give you autism if you look at her.
A little shit who is dead cocky and also puts on a deep voice to sound like wilbur Soot. He is deadly because of his addiction to hair hormones.
I would despise to be Evan at night
Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans ate all of the food
An inspirational badass.
See that kid over there being a inspirational badass? He's such an Evanity
An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends
“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”
“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”
A groovy dude who is incredibly dashing and handsome and talented and sexy and smart and kind. Yet also still incredibly humble.
Look at Evan Atkins with all that awesomeness