Someone who used to have a mullet but you still want to make fun of them for having a mullet
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance
Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.
I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?
Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)
Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.
Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.
Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.
A YouTuber on YouTube who barely uploads.
His friends with ItsIceCreeperPE
ItsIceCreeperPE(Me): Subscribe to lil gemini exe!!!
lil gemini exe: Yes, subscribe, like & comment or I rip your head off!
People: ....