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When a girl farts and the ‘fart air’ rides up forward into their pussy hole, and is then queefed out. The queef of the fart out of your pussy hole causes the labia to slap, flap and flop about resembling two pieces of bologna flapping together simultaneously. The combination of shit smell and pussy smell creates a dirty wet bologna smell.
/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb
-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”
-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.
Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.
When one of the crodies rips an absolutely stinky fart near you. The person farting is often gang-affiliated (or pretends to be)
“Yo fam what’s that smell?”
“Probably just Mandem Farts”
When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.
Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.
This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.
I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.
When a girl farts while you are fuckin her ass and the fart travels through your dick and out your ass
Man I was fucking McKenzie last night and she gave me a fart loan.
Noun.
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
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