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If you were born on his day you an idiot but your funny and super nice.
Me: "You were born on February 24 you must be awesome to hangout with!"
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You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!
Sam: Bro, it's no Fap February. I already lost...
Joe: I won't fap bro.
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February 25th is known by some trailer park residents as national felching juice day. Mix some warm, preferably curdled, milk with some minced garlic and clam juices, shake it up a bit in an airtight container. Then, one must throw the felching juice onto a neighbors roof.
Cory: “Yo, what’s today?”
Howard: *vigorously mixes his reusable bottle* “It’s February 25th, man!”
Cory: “ah shit man, hand me that clam juice!”
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the day of moist leathery panty slacks.
“Do you have your moist panties ready for February 6?”
“Yes, they’re very leathery and they’re slacks too!”
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February 3rd, the day when dickheads were born.
Not a big one, just a little one
Were you born on February 3rd?
Yeah...
Of course, that makes sense
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