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Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.

I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.

by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020


Brown fingers

When you go to the bathroom and the toilet paper's quality is dangerously low, causing your fingers to tear it apart and go into your ass while wiping, causing your fingers to be mildly cover with shit.

There was only on square of cheap toilet paper left. I couldn't avoid the brown fingers.

by CoucouFrancishihihi September 25, 2013


finger taps

The act of one tapping fingers together in an awkward situation

"What? He has a boyfriend?" = awkward situation
*><* = finger taps

by chapman69 November 29, 2010


Slip Finger

The digit you try to slip in your girl’s booty hole during vaginal intercourse. It either gets a welcome greeting or a mad dash for the exit.

I gave Rachel the old slip finger last night. Well that ended everything.

I took my changes with the slip finger on Cathy last night and she took two knuckles.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018


Double Fingering

Smoking 2 cigarettes simultaneously. One in each hand. This term cannot be used by one armed people.

"Did you see buddy at the party last night double fingering?"

"A menthol in one hand and a regular in the other"

by 2 fisted smoker August 23, 2019


Prune Fingers

self explanatory

it looks like my vagina sucked the life out of your fingers. you have prune fingers!

by Mikity Jonity May 23, 2011


Tickley Fingers

(Ti-keley-fin-gers) N.

When one person puts his hand out and twitches it in a very creepy style while moving closer to another person, preferably a friend.

Invented by Nick H. of Texas

Nick: "Hey Meredith, look!"

Meredith: "Fuck, Nick! Stop with the Tickley Fingers!"

by The Original Comedian January 1, 2010