The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.
I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.
When you go to the bathroom and the toilet paper's quality is dangerously low, causing your fingers to tear it apart and go into your ass while wiping, causing your fingers to be mildly cover with shit.
There was only on square of cheap toilet paper left. I couldn't avoid the brown fingers.
The act of one tapping fingers together in an awkward situation
"What? He has a boyfriend?" = awkward situation
*><* = finger taps
The digit you try to slip in your girl’s booty hole during vaginal intercourse. It either gets a welcome greeting or a mad dash for the exit.
I gave Rachel the old slip finger last night. Well that ended everything.
I took my changes with the slip finger on Cathy last night and she took two knuckles.
Smoking 2 cigarettes simultaneously. One in each hand. This term cannot be used by one armed people.
"Did you see buddy at the party last night double fingering?"
"A menthol in one hand and a regular in the other"
self explanatory
it looks like my vagina sucked the life out of your fingers. you have prune fingers!
(Ti-keley-fin-gers) N.
When one person puts his hand out and twitches it in a very creepy style while moving closer to another person, preferably a friend.
Invented by Nick H. of Texas
Nick: "Hey Meredith, look!"
Meredith: "Fuck, Nick! Stop with the Tickley Fingers!"