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Riding a board -- generally, a surfboard or skateboard -- with your left (rather than right) foot forward. Generally preferred by left-handed individuals, but occasionally by righties as well.
He rides goofy foot, so if you're on the shore, you'll see his back when he kicks right on the wave.
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undue attraction to feet; something you find ridiculous unless you have it
I don't understand a foot fetish because feet are the least attractive part of the female body. Even when shaking hands with a girl would give me a rock hard boner, feet did nothing for me.
Man 1 and Man 2 are standing on the boardwalk when a hot girl walks by
Man 1 looks at her face, boobs, ass, and legs as she walks by
Man 2 stares at her feet only as she passes
Man 1 notices Man 2 and thinks "what the fuck?"
Man 2 has a foot fetish and needs help
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Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.
Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.
Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.
Dog: *anus bleeds*
When surfing, a person who is able to go from the prone position to their feet without going to a knee first.
Get a load of Two Foot Tony over there, he makes it look so easy. It's a shame that I am a One Knee Noni.
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In the world of tabletop role-playing games, "Dungeons & Dragons" especially, a 10 foot long stick typically used by groups of adventurers to trigger mechanical traps from a safe distance.
Jaroslav: "I don't know...I'm telling you, that tile looks definitely sketchy..."
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"
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The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.
Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”
Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”
An affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.
see: open mouth, insert foot
I accidentally insulted Joe's mom right in front of her. I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.
Most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the ass.
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