team player

one who understands the importance of being a team player and participating as a team

Joey is not a team player.

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Red Team

A term used to identify a female who is menstruating.

"Man, this sucks, my girl's on the Red Team this week."

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DOUBLE TEAM

when two dudes (usually) have sex with another man or a woman at the same time. one sucks, while his "teammate" fucks. in the case where it involves a female, she would have both vaginal and anal orifaces plugged with 2 dicks. using the first scenario, it could be heard of two male prostitutes...

"Our new client wants us to doubleteam him. We'll make good money tonight, Joel"

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Home team

A term often used to describe some one who is a homosexual.

The home team in a sporting event.

Josh: Did you hear Taylor is batting for the Home team?

Tyler: Yeah it didn't surprise me when he came out and become gay.

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ream team

to have two people destroy an asshole in any fashion.

her and I just ream teamed your nub ass!!!

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God's Team

Similar to America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys, The Denver Broncos are a treasure from God. God sent his only son Tebow down from Heaven to bless the team. He was born of the virgin Cheerleader and Mike Shannahan. He runs, passes, and prays for our sins so that one day we may all sit at the right hand of the Father, John Elway.

Dude 1: How did the Broncos pull that shit off man! The first play in over time? WOW that was sick!

Dude 2: Bro, you should have known, the Broncos are God's Team.

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Team Stag

A crack commando stag hunting unit from Beaminster that were held hostage in the 6th form centre in 2004 for crimes against steel stags they did not commit. After promptly escaping from the maximum security 6th form, they now survive as soldiers of the legendary stag, still on the run from the stag police. They work for anyone who is in need of having a stag hunted or shagged and are innocent, hard-working people trying to make a living, and will usually do the job for free, even though they are supposedly "hired."

Consists of leader Colonel Nick B, Sergeant Nick H, Steve “seaban” P, Lieutenant Tubbsie, Captain Guy, Matt Mc, Danish Blaine

"If you have a stag problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: Team Stag”

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