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French Helmet

Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.

Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!

by Bandaid pusher August 8, 2020


French Sandle

The insertion of the tongue into the earhole in order to lubricate it for further sexual contact via the ear

Charlie gave Hetty a quick french sandle as he didn't want to go in dry again

by Byron's Boys January 4, 2017


french date

A mutually agreed upon meetup between two individuals, in which one party believes the meetup is happening for the purpose of possibly leading to some kind of Romantic relationship and/or sex, while simultaneously the other party due to avoidable or unavoidable miscommunication believes the meetup is more akin to "hanging out." This kind of date is considered a "French" one because "hanging out" is usually what people from France mean when they say "go on a date." "French date" can also refer to two friends just "hanging out" alone. However, the definition is especially relevant when only one party believes it is a traditional date.

"Yo." Jonathan said. "How was your date with the hot French chick you met a few days ago?"
"It was a French date." I replied.

"You French kissed?" Jonathan asked.

"No." I replied "She doesn't speak English well and she thought I was asking her to 'just hang out' when I said 'wanna go on a date?' and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone."

by carpediem3541 October 13, 2017


The French Revolution

A period of culinary prosperity, when the Bagguet was created.

Wow, that's a nice Bagguet.
Yup, it's here since The French Revolution.
So it's a 300 year old Bagguet?
Yup.
*chokes*

by Fishparti November 22, 2021


French Panfles

A combination of french toast, pancakes, and waffles; often made for one who cannot decide between the three.

Also the best breakfast food ever!

Pancakes...french toast....waffles...grr I can't decide! I'll just make french panfles!

Dude! These french panfles are AMAZING!!

by rabybaby09 July 29, 2010


French Periscope

When you wear two french womens vaginas as goggles.

im gonna use you as a french periscope

by gooeysoldier January 14, 2021


french bicycle

A term used when both partners roll into a wheel while 69ing

There is no room to French bicycle in here we would roll into fucking everything

by Frenchmen99876 March 7, 2014