horse cock

Nonsense, bullshit.

"He wants this report by noon? Horse cock!"

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Trojan horse

When you smear poop all over the top of a toilet seat (stress only the top of the seat) and than place the seat in the up position. The stall must be otherwise clean to give the next user the impression that someone has left the seat up as a 'gift' to keep it free and clear of urine. When the next user attempts to move the seat into the number 2 position he/she finds that the 'gift' is a Trojan horse.

Person 1: dude you won't believe what just happened to me.
Person 2: really,what?
Person 1: I ran to the bathroom to take a poop and when I put the seat down there was poop all over it!! I couldn't clean it off in time and tried to squat with little success. My pants wouldn't allow me to get my squat above the bowl and I pooped on my leg.

Person 2: dude you were the unlucky recipitant of a Trojan horse!

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horse apples

obsurdity

Now that's just horse apples.

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horse cock

also known as bologna.

"hey jay what's for lounch?"
"horse cock with mustarad"
"mmmmm...horsecock."

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big horse

song for a sex act. ( for cow girls )

I will be driving my big horse when she cums. I will be driving my big horse when she cums. "yes I will" ( she says " yess he willl " I will be ridden your big horse tell you cum. I will be ridden your big horse tell you cum. (lets all sing) We will be driving ridden jumpen licken sucken big horse till we die. YES WE WILL !! YES WE WILL

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Horse people

1) (European) def: Those who spend too long around horses so that they adopt horse-like characteristics such as "saddle arse" and "buckers". Over time it can be difficult to determine who should be riding who. This causues confusion during breeding season. Horse people usually live in dog dominated houses. They are also frequently barking mad and should be treated with respect and caution.
2) (Universal) def: Mythical Creatures.
3) (USA MidWest) def: People.

1) Stay away from the wilkinson-hybred-smyths. They're Horse People you know!
2) Stay away from those strange mythical creatures. They're Horse People you know!
3) Have a nice day!

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crazy horse

the most badass fighter on the street and in the ring, always hyped up and looks like he is on drugs

aka Charles Bennett

"Crazy horse is one of the most exciting and most ruthless fighter to watch"

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