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Left hand is when you ask your bf/gf left or right. If they say left, you owe them a kiss if they say right they get a hug. But you can change up the hands after awhile and make Left hand a hug, flowers and right hand could be a kiss, buying them something.
Jakob- “left or right”
Debb- “Left”
Left hand would be hug now Jakob has to hug Debb
The hands of an obese person. Puffy and sausage fingered. Typically seen in a photo of them holding something and asking about it.
Though the sandwich was a normal size, it was dwarfed by the user's redditor hands.
Receiving a handjob with gloves of rough texture
"Dude Samantha gave me the snake hand yesterday"
Putting your hand on your forehead in a way to block out the sun.
"Dang, I can barely move my arm after that Giants game today. It went into extra innings and the sun was so bright I had to pull out my hand umbrella."
Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
Friend: What happened with you and Julie?
"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead
" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
A very dry, sad, even painful handjob admistered by very chapped hands.
Sally gave me a $5 mandy hand behind the Taco Bell dumpster, but at least it was cheap.