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hand throb

hand·throb ha-nd-throb

noun

1. a rapid hand beat or pulsation of the hand.

2. a passionate or sentimental hand.

3. a special someone who is on your mind when you do your own thingie.

My hand throb Andrea and I became best buddies.

by knick January 28, 2014


Hand Imported

Imported by hand from a single person vs a company.

"My car air fresheners are hand imported from New York."

by Mashlahoney January 28, 2012


Hand dump

When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.

"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"

by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021


Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 8, 2018


Hand Hurdles

When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.

John can't talk without jumping over those hand hurdles

by SDax April 15, 2019


hand axe

A prehistoric tool that is the equivalent of an axe head yet was held in the hand. Made of stone, it was chipped around the edges to make it sharp. Most cavemen fossils are accompanied by these.

It wouldn't surprise me if stone age jungle dwellers still use a hand axe.

by happyatcommonsense February 22, 2015


gollands hands

Extreme hand sweat.

Sharon was wetter than Gollands hands.

by BASE Frankie November 19, 2018