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Our greatest President! That guy stuck it to those racist SOBS. He integrated the military and in addition pushed for civil rights. Plus he was the one who raised minimum wage, federal education funding, farm subsidies, and Social Security benefits. He tried to repeal Taft-Harley but the GOP Congress stoped him (DAMN!). Harry is probably the only President (other than Washington) who didn't cheat on his wife (not that that makes a President, I'm talking about as a person). He also always took responsibility for himself, and stood up for what he knew was right, even when he nearly lost the Presidential election. Harry Truman created the CIA, and stuck it to that nutjob MacArthur. Yeah, he dropped two A-bombs on Japan, but he didn't enjoy it and mourned their deaths. Plus, the alternative (a mainland invasion of Japan) wwould have been a hell of a lot worse. All in all, Harry Truman was our best President (well, maybe he's tied with FDR), until Barak Obama or John Kerry get elected.
"Give 'em hell Harry!"-unknown speaker at the 1948 DNC convention.
"The Buck stops here!"-Harry Truman's motto.
"Protection by the government!"-His address of the NAACP, he was the first president to do so.
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Person A: Hey, did you see Mr. Dwain (Biology professor) totally own that kid in class today who thought creationism made more sense than evolution?
Person B: Yeah; he's such a Sam Harris.
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pretty and very tall, she loves her friends but sometimes she can be a bitch to them
stranger: whos that tall girl
other stranger: thats kayla harris
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A term using characters' names from the popular books Harry Potter to describe a secret, unknown sexual favor; Made up as you go along.
"I promised Mike I'd give him a Harry-Hermione ."
"Have you decided what that is yet?"
"Hahaha. NO."
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Shave your pubes and hold the pubes in your hand. While you're banging a chick, right before you cum, you pull out and shoot your load on her back and shit at the same time. Then you throw the handful of pubes on the load.
Dude, did you hear? I definitely, Harry Douglas'd that chick the other night.
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A guy with a short but fat penis.
I am Harry Chode!
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A series of books originally aimed at children and young adults that has become steadily more popular before being massacred by Chris Coumbus, Steve Kloves (die) and their team of monkeys.
Long series short; 10 year old orphan Harry discovers he's a wizard with the help of a big (really big) hairy bloke, and soon begins his education at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Much wackiness ensues, and he finds himself face to face with the baddie who killed his parents.
See also - "Barry Trotter and The Shameless Parody".
For some reason, people always find the need to compare the Potter series to Lord of The Rings. Why? They're too very different series, and besides, Potter is much better.
1: Who is this Harry Potter fellow?
2: Pfft. You retarded Muggle.
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