I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe

I’m smarter than you people think I am

I AM

The “I AM” is that which exists without conception of all else.

“‘I tell you the truth,’ Jesus answered, ‘before Abraham was born, I am”

I AM

WHO ARE YOU

DIEHZ NUTS I AM

I am

You know your half-jew kids aren't going to cook evenly, right? You'll stick them in the even and they're going to end up looking like fused Zamasu.

Hym "I am. I am listening. You're a piece of shit."

I AM

Did I say "I'm the risk?" I don't ever say "I'm" anything.

Hym "I AM the risk! That's what I meant to say. I'm not anything. I AM things. Right? Like, it's a part of the I.P."