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A person from northern ireland who uses phrases such as:
'Yeoooo'
'Get her bucked' (GHB)
'Lyk'
'Ragin'
'Your ma'
'ill do your windies in'
'Scoundered'
'nordie'
'aye right'
'o right?'
'Fer dig'
'glunter'
'craic'
etc.
Someone who is probably inbred and can be called a 'steak', 'chav', 'spide' etc.
Someone who would go into Belfast to 'Go watch the bands lyk'
If female is likely to have a baby under the age of 15.
someone who does not posess the intelligence to go to theyre own home and feels the need to sit out on the streets with theyre mates and that constitutes for them '' A day out''
You can tell if they are northern irish Scum by:
Their pitifully ugly faces.
Tracksuits.
Peirced Ear.
A bottle of cheap cider or 'Bucky'
Incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang.
Poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe.
Ugly cheap gold jewellery
They Seem to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at passers by.
Davison: is walking along the road to go to his local shop to pick up some groceries.
Scumbag: Ere son, u got any fegs?(scum talk for ciggarettes)
Davison: No sorry i don`t smoke.
Scumbag: Dont be so cheeky u wee english cunt
Davison runs away like little girl but doesnt get far because of his bad knee and down syndrome.
Scumbag catches up quickly and beats the shit out of Davison...
Above was a typical example of what happens when northern irish scum are on the streets, often in northern irelands scum populated areas such as the shankill.
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Noun: (orig. Massachusetts, USA) the wearing of an excessive amount of cologne by a man (regardless of ethnicity), especially when this is done instead of showering. This is alternatively known as a Puerto Rican Bath in other parts of the country.
Sean was late for work, so he just took an irish bath on his way out the door.
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When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
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An inverted bottle which is grasped by the neck and smashed on something/someone; the hand-held device resulting from such an action.
The right tool for a variety of jobs.
The responsible type, Nancy liked to keep an Irish Tickler in her purse--just in case!
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(v.) When John Mayer takes a dump on your chest.
John Mayer is so hot. I would totally let him Irish Rover me.
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When you ask for a Guinness at the pub and the bartender serves it after she dips her nipple in it.
I asked traci for an Irish dip and she obliged with a smile and a foamy nipple.
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An Irish person who expresses pride in his or her Irish heritage, or who is otherwise exhibiting clear and unique Irish traits.
All the obnoxious Irish fucks come out in force on St. Patrick’s day
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