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Sparky Grape is the result of a condomless weekend at Lake Havasu with a sorority girl from Arizona State.
Bro #1: I Spring Breaked at Lake Havasu and caught Sparky Grape from Trinity at ASU.
Bro #2: You need to get to Doctor Davis, like, yesterday!
Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.
Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.
They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.
Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?
Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.
Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!
Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
A sexual act in which the male droops his testicals between his legs as the female sucks them from behind the male rips an extra juicy fart.
She thought it was going to be a boring Tuesday night, until I dropped the grapes of wrath on her.
Grape killing, the act of crushing the partners balls when having sex.
Jordan was having sex when his grape killing
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Sitting on someone's testicles
Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.
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