The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"
"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls
He is cracked at fortnite and can pull any female he wants.
Jason R Rich is so cool
When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop
I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated
When you get on Ryanโs shoulders while he is sucking your dick, then you get in a chickenfight with another person doing the same thing
Me and Ryan won the Jason Wombo Combo tournament
Jason Deane Cross is a legend with a massive penis who attracts so much pussy he is drowning in the juice. He is a super straight man who only likes sexy females.
He is such a Jason Deane Cross
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A bad ass bitch. Tends to use the acronyms "lmao" & "lol" alot. Likes to use ":)" & ":(" rather than emojis to express himself through messages. Don't question his loyalty. Lastly, he's such a kind-hearted young man willing to drop everything for a friend. He abides by the motto "Friends over family"
Jason-John Tapa loves all.
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I just threw Jason on throw Jason day today.
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