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The one thing on earth whose fan mobs have an even GREATER possibility of destroying the world than Twilight.
ITS (Bieber has no gender, for it is an enigma with a blond wig on, and doesnt have boobs, nipples, vaginas or dicks, but instead closed flesh) popularity and hypnotising blond hair have made about 1/10 of the world population part of his fanbase, which is why his music video of his signature song has ammased over 300k views.
The only way to stop this demon is to have him battle the Twilight fanbase, though if this WERE to happen, the universe would be annihalated
What happens when you insult justin bieber:
sane person: JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!
*is subsequently murdered by a flash mob*
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That guy that's almost in his thirties and still looks and acts like a fucking twelve-year-old girl.
Justin Bieber just grew a 'mustache'.
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A gender fluid, girly boy, whose hobbies include performing in black-face, collecting butt plugs, and pretending he is "Supreme Leader". He is best known for being a giant douche and destroying Canada.
Boy: Dad, does Justin Trudeau have a nut sack or a vagina?
Father: a vagina son, a giant, puss filled, fishy vagina.
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That annoying deuchebag you're girlfriend won't shut the hell up about and thinks is her boyfriend.
A leading cause of break ups and relationship problems.
The excuse that fat ugly pale girls have as to why they don't have a boyfriend.
I love Justin Bieber he is so real! I love him! I would never date anyone else because he is just so perfect and there is no boy like him!
Ohhhh that's why you're single
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First I would like to apologize for Justin Biber. CAUSE SOMEBODY FUCKING NEEDS TO! So pretty much Justin Bieber is a 9 year old girl trapped in a 10 year old boys body. He sings about girls and "love" (Never seen this kind of bullshit before). She- excuse me, HE is most popular amongst preteen,tonedeaf, annoying ass little girls who have no sense of what GOOD MUSIC is.
If you listen to Justin Bieber please follow these instructions.
1)Purchase rope
2)Tie rope around neck and tie other end to a tree branch
3)Stand on a chair
4)Kick chair away and hang from rope until dead
If you listen to Indie bands or bands such as Bullet for my Valentine,Trivium,and Killswitch Engage.
1)KEEP SUPPORTING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)Go and buy ropes for any Justin Bitchass fans you know
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One of today's major dissapointments.
My sister is obsessed with Justin Beiber, Its a damn shame.
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