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No one loves me and no one cares about me.
I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?
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My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)
Him: that word is not in the dictionary
Me: wanna bet
Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you
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The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
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Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.
friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one
friend 2 - yea me too
friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year
friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"
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you completed a job on gta, congrats.
you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases.
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it means i’m done hearing you and arguing.
Them: “I promise im not lying to you can we just talk about it”
Me: “keep it”