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During sex your girlfriend gets angry and rolls off you as fast as she can snapping your cock
"i dude whats wrong?"
"my girlfriend just pulled the west lake demon"
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Spring Lake is...
1. In Spring Lake, Michigan.
2. Next to Lake Michigan.
3. Home of the Lakers.
4. Better than Fruitport.
5. The place that has great beaches.
6. The place that has great ski hills.
7. A place where flooding occurs.
8. A place that has beautiful seasons.
9. A place that has winters that last too long.
--Once a Laker, Always a Laker--
Boy 1- Spring Lake, Michigan has amazing people!
Boy 2- I know right?!
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Akin to a Boston Marriage, a Salt Lake Marriage is a plural marriage involving more than three women.
Yo, Jane, Marie, and Andrea are in some crazy-ass Salt Lake Marriage!
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a small lake in mid-iowa with few people in it. the big reason its there is so pedefiles and rapists and drug-dealers can hang out there, day and night. good for skiing, and lots of meth labs. Sometimes refered to as "DHL" Does not appear on a map, but is labeled as, "Dexter"
We went to Diamond Head Lake to buy some pot!
When i went to DHL I got raped!
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A town full of white trash, people with an undeserved sense of self righteousness, and more white trash.
Activities in town include and are LIMITED to; hanging out at Walmart, hanging out in Walmart's parking lot, beating up your significant other, talking about going to Walmart, vandalism, theft, deciding it's too much work actually get off your couch and drive to Walmart, littering, and massive amounts of meth.
Dude you must have been in Forest Lake, MN.
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Lake Elsinore, CA is a city in Riverside County that is near a lake. Lake Elsinore, CA is a good city that is still developing on their city unlike other people that call it Alabama but with Mexicans. The school district is great, it has good lunches and good education like CJUSD but except with the good lunches. Lake Elsinore has a lot of suburban homes that even Saturday there's yard sales. Lake Elsinore is near Orange County, which you could go to the beach and mountains.
I used to live in Lake Elsinore but now I live in Colton, CA. Last summer I revisited the city and so far it's doing awesome and their building a Walmart too.
I live in Lake Elsinore, CA
Haha you live in Riverside County
At least I don't live in Palmdale
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A small town in North Idaho, most famed because the small Aryan Nation compound gained national attention in the early 21st Century.
Now, the Aryan Nations are gone and Hayden Lake is home to aging upper-middle class white families that are not outwardly racist, but do use words like "negro" in a very polite way and still refer to all asian people as "oriental." Not that a black person (or an asian) would ever dream of going to Hayden Lake, but the locals are cautious anyway.
Hayden Lake Resident: we're not racist!
Out of towner: really? but what about that whole Aryan Nations thing like ten years ago? Didn't that happen in Hayden Lake, Idaho?
Hayden Lake Resident: oh! We kicked them out. We don't stand for that kind of racial hatred here.
Out of towner: oh. okay. . . so you want to go get some mexican food?
Hayden Lake Resident: no. I'm uncomfortable when brown people touch my food. I don't even let them clean my house. They could steal something.
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