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when you see your wife's dad's penis and it looks the same as yours
You: Woah, I saw your dad's penis and it looked just like mine!
Wife: Aw, honey! You're totes wiener-in-laws!
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A title for the radial Christian Evangelical legislative push to force the United States of America to adopt Evangelical Christian ideas and practices.
It is a parallel of the Islamic religious code Sharia Law.
(Maria is Spanish for Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ.)
Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council wants to end reproductive rights for women and stop gay marriage; he desires the country be under Maria Law.
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How it works:
If you came to my
house, came inside, and said 'I'm going to rape
your dog,' I would tell you to get the **** out,
and then I would force you, because being in a
'free country' doesn't mean you can ****
around on someone else's property
grimlen: 1st amendment!
ReySquared: and freedom of speech does not
apply ^_^
Wufei: doesn't apply on the internet
grimlen: psh
ReySquared: you can say what you want, but
not here. :3
grimlen: yes it does!! Internet is a form of the
press!!!
Wufei: if the laws of the constitution applied to
the internet
Wufei: we'd have a lot of libel/slander cases in
the courts
grimlen: itsamerica, its gonna happen
grimlen: if u ban us, we will come back!!
ReySquared: The internet is not a form of the
press, and this server is somebody's property.
That means that whatever you do, you have to
abide by whatever stipulations the host makes.
grimlen: YES it is, it is available to the publc!!! A
you sukc
ReySquared: No, it isn't. The first ammendment
applies to the government, you can't take a
person on the street to court for violating your
first ammendment rights.
...
Wufei: Rey
Wufei: publish it xD
Wufei: define it under Internet Law
This definition coined by ReySquared, Urban Dictionary editor
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Any SJW (Social Justice Warrior) parody - no matter how extreme - exists in real life.
Melissa Harris-Perry's channeling of Godfrew Elfwick with her Star Wars criticisms is an example of Eggkin's Law
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If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.
I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.
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The phenomenon of selling an item in Counter Strike only for it to begin rising in price shortly after it has sold.
"Hey did you see the price of the M4A4 Daybreak"
"fucking babz law man, i sold mine 2 weeks ago"
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similar to a stage parent. Where as a male pressures a female into pursuing a career in law that the female doesnt want to have but will greatly benefit the male
girl: i want to be a writer
guy: no, you should totally be a corporate lawyer
girl: that sounds boring
guy: I dont care what you want, I want to live off of your income and not work.
girl: you are being pushy
guy: no I am being a law daddy
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