Lazy Effort

Where more effort is used, just to be lazy.

Instead of trying to pull the tv remote close to you with a broom handle, why not just get up?

Naa, im just using lazy effort.

. I.e. trying to complete a task in a way that needs more effort, just to be lazy.

E.g. jumping to get something off the top shelf instead of getting the chair.

lazy candy cane

A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree

Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree

Lazy Griswold

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.

Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswold

lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed

"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

lazy shuffle

ITS BEEN UPDATED NOOOOO

i have lazy shuffle

Lazy kitty

When a girl just lays with her legs spread just waiting for sex.

Jane was just a lazy kitty when her boyfriend wanted sex.