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A fat kid who manages to masturbate with there flab
Person 1: god I hate max walker
Person 2: but he does have talent
Max walker has to be the most wonderful person on the entire planet of earth. He loves Ella Smith forever and ever and he is the best of the best. He is totally swagalicious and has all of the ladies coming after him. He is definitely my favorite person. Posted by Ella Smith
Max Walker and Ella- I ship it.
The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.
I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.
an odd man that goes on a walk as a date with a dog that he into. He dates a girl who sounds like a librarian but looks like she gonna go into solitary confinement and doesn't even know if hes dating her
a man who really doesn't have much going for him, may have a heroin addiction we dont know yet it may be a bagel.
fre·quen·cy max, the highest, and most common frequency at which maksim a jew indeginous to the brooklyn and queens areas of NY is consistantly vibrating at, this vibration frequency is known to climax at times when einsteinian quantum mechanics is mentioned, or when this particular variant of jew meets a she-jew and within 5 minutes declares engagement to be wed. a shorter name would be max, this particular jew has the ability to alter his frequency giving him the potential to disappear from sight as well as faze through walls and some times even time its self.
uhoh a documentary on eintein is being shown in modern physics, maksims frequency max is going to hit the roof today.